Okay people, we are going to have a discussion about parking lots. I had some time to observe the various habits of people while in a local strip mall parking lot. And I have some questions in response to these observations.
- Hey Mister – I know there isn’t a mph sign posted but do you really need to travel at Mach 5?
- Hey Teen Queen – That speed bump’s not a launching pad and your Honda Civic is not the space shuttle Atlantis.
- Hey Granny – Now’s not the time to become Lewis and Clark and start exploring new ways of getting through a parking lot. They are called driving lanes…use them. You are in a Cadillac not a canoe.
- Hey Guy – No, I don’t want to buy a super-size half melted Snickers bar to support your school. Even though you look about twenty and it looks like there are teeth marks in that candy bar.
- Excuse Me Sir – Olivia Newton John is on the phone. She wants her sweat band and bright red Dolphin shorts back.
Well readers – have you observed the random habits of people in parking lots? What questions, if given the chance would you pose?
Lynne with an E 