I have a disaster on my hands!

And a certain pig is nowhere to be found.

It involves this guy:

Kermit has lost his eyes.

He’s quite upset about it. (Anyone else having flashes of The Elephant Man?)

I am not a MONSTER!!

Sorry, Kermie. I know, I know. This is serious. Let’s all put our serious faces on.

So, let’s recap. I have an eyeless frog hand puppet and that superficial bovine, Miss Piggy, is nowhere to be found.

Ah Kermit. Don’t be so sad. We will figure this out. I am sure she’ll show up at some point. (Probably on someone else’s hand.) Woah, Woah, Kermit…don’t…I didn’t meant to…Oh no…here it comes…

Anyone else noticing Streetcar Named Desire? STELLAAAAA!!!

Goodbye,

Lynne with an E…yeless frog puppet on her hand, literally.