I love my gay male friends. They are great. But I am starting to notice a pattern when it comes to their cats.

Observation – Their cats are fat.

This cat outweighs my dog by about 10 pounds.

This cat could sit on my dog and suffocate her.

This cat could sit on me and suffocate me.

This cat could sit on its techno-loving, 4-pack working on a 6-pack owner and suffocate him.

So you see, I am really bringing this observation into my blog forum, because I care.

Much Love,

Lynne with an E