Who’s the most handsome, best looking dog on the block? You are!

You have the most lush fur coat, you sexy beast. Show me those teeth…oh yes, you are a fine specimen of a dog!

Oh! Where’d you come from? How long have you been there? No, I wasn’t doing anything. I certainly wasn’t doing my daily affirmations in the mirror.

Sooo guilty. Plus, I didn’t get a photo of it, but I think at one point, he was actually licking the mirror.