Category Archives: Humor
Mama Says Jump! Jump!
This Fall, there is a new television show based on the book, which is based on the website, “Sh## My Dad Says”. I’ve heard the show is horrible but it reminds me sometimes of the stuff my mother says. I … Continue reading
Type A Birthday
So I recently celebrated my birthday. And if you or someone you know is a Virgo, you will probably notice the tendency for a Type A personality. I think there should be a line of birthday cards created for the various … Continue reading
Yuk Yuk, Ha Ha
My father has a Yuk Yuk Box. What? Your dad doesn’t have one? Well, that is crazy talk, friend. I love it when I try to pretend I am the perfectly normal one. It doesn’t last long. I mean, it … Continue reading
District Nooo Way
So I had three DVDs sitting on top of my TV for the last three weeks. Okay, maybe you want to double that number to six weeks. And yet I still couldn’t find myself watching any of the three. So the … Continue reading
Good Intentions
My brother always has good intentions when he visits from Northern California. He wanders around my parents’ property, doing random tasks that will hopefully make my parents’ lives easier (sometimes they don’t). Time before last…he laid safety grip tape on … Continue reading
Rock and Explode/Explosion
Lucky you, you get two different stories for the price of one, which really is $0 because you don’t pay anything to read this, except precious time. Oh, that sentence could have gone on forever. I am the Queen of … Continue reading
For The Birds
I am waiting…I am waiting for the third bird. Bad things are supposed to happen in threes and that is why I am waiting for the third bird. But in order to understand the third bird, I will tell you about the … Continue reading
Mother Nature – Hear Her Roar!
For the past four days, Mother Nature has been making San Diego residents feel like they are on the delicate cycle of the Maytag dryer. That is my oh-so eloquent way of saying we have been having some earthquakes. A … Continue reading
I think half my brain was sucked out of my left nostril…
I think I watched the worst movie of all time. I am not even going to tell you what movie it was because I am sure you have been there. The kind of movie that you literally feel like half … Continue reading
Lynne with an E 