Help! The Cranes Are Multiplying.

Awhile back I watched the movie, Bright Star. Directed by Jane Campion, it tells the romance between the poet, John Keats and Fanny Brawne. And throughout the movie, the two main characters are always passing notes that are intricately folded. Well, that made me think of origami and then I was off and running. And now I have a Paper Crane Epidemic.

They’re in my car.

They’re eating my food.

I don’t even want to think of what they are doing in this photo.

And we all know what comes from the photo above…

So I am experimenting with the cranes. Collage and poly resin. Oh yeah, I am pulling out the heavy-hitters. I am reminding the cranes who folded them in the first place.

I folded you and I can unfold you!

I am thinking a mobile…of some sort. What do you think?

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News Flash: Baby Food is for Babies!

I don’t know how this random memory came into my head but it came and I have to share it with all of you.

You are welcome.

I worked in a cubicle next to a temp who would eat baby food…straight out of the little glass jar…for her lunch. All the cubicle residences existed in half-walled cubicles. Like the ones at a doctor’s office. So not much room for privacy. The cubicle to my right didn’t have a permanent occupant and was usually delegated to the PR intern or a temp worker…that ate baby food.

Everyday at lunchtime, I would here the distinctive click-pop of the baby food jar. At first, I couldn’t distinguish that sound from the opening of a soda can. But now with my honed baby food jar opening hearing, I can detect it immediately. Jealous? Thought so.

I was confused when I first heard this sound. But sitting less than five feet away with a half wall separating us, the temp held an open jar of mashed bananas. I believe it was Gerber’s. And no, I don’t think it was the organic stuff. And with no humility, the temp proceeded to tell me how she had a roommate (another adult female) who also ate canned baby food.  Only the fruit options. And she didn’t have any young children. I was appalled yet fascinated.

I came to expect hearing the click-pop of the jar every day around noon. And sometimes I would even ask her what was on the menu for that day. Berry Medley? Apple Pie? Yams? I imagine it was kind of like watching a drug addict take a hit. 

And then one day, the temp was no longer there.

 In her place was the new PR intern. And of course, I turned to him and asked, “So, what did you bring for lunch?”

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When did the parking lot turn into NASCAR?

Okay people, we are going to have a discussion about parking lots. I had some time to observe the various habits of people while in a local strip mall parking lot. And I have some questions in response to these observations.

  1. Hey Mister – I know there isn’t a mph sign posted but do you really need to travel at Mach 5?
  2. Hey Teen Queen – That speed bump’s not a launching pad and your Honda Civic is not the space shuttle Atlantis.
  3. Hey Granny – Now’s not the time to become Lewis and Clark and start exploring new ways of getting through a parking lot. They are called driving lanes…use them. You are in a Cadillac not a canoe.
  4. Hey Guy – No, I don’t want to buy a super-size half melted Snickers bar to support your school. Even though you look about twenty and it looks like there are teeth marks in that candy bar.
  5. Excuse Me Sir – Olivia Newton John is on the phone. She wants her sweat band and bright red Dolphin shorts back.

Well readers – have you observed the random habits of people in parking lots? What questions, if given the chance would you pose?

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One Word Movie Review

Well maybe from the entry before this, you can tell I was a little busy this weekend. But in my mania, I was able to view two movies.

  • The Young Victoria – Sweet
  • Nine – Womanizer*

*I am thinking of starting a petition to have Britney Spears’s song “Womanizer” added to this musical. Because all the way through that movie, that darn song kept popping up in my head.

So that’s it for this week’s one word movie review. Womanizer, Womanizer, You’re a womanizer, Baby! You, ya you are…

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Wall, Meet Frames. Frames, Meet Wall.

I hate painting. And I hate having to start an entry out with that negative statement. But hello?? It is a pain in me arse. But it sure makes things look purty. Or at least clean. So my spare bedroom/home office/craft center/art studio is sorely in need of a good paint job. I think the last time it was painted was about 20 years ago. I would know. I was the one that painted last time as well. Anyways, I didn’t have enough energy to paint the whole room especially after I went framing crazy this weekend. So instead, I painted one wall and hung pictures. (Hung? Hang? People hang. Laundry is hung.) Aren’t I a breath of fresh air with all my morbid know-how?

So this is the wall beforehand. And no, I am not showing you the whole room because well, it’s not ready and because I said so!

Don’t worry wall. We’ll fix you up in no time. So after one coat of primer and two coats of Behr pure white semi-gloss…

So I had big frames to hang. Big and heavy. And I am not training for World’s Strongest Woman so I decided to do a little “virtual” heavy lifting to figure out where the pictures would go on the wall.

Here’s what I did.

  1. Measured all the pictures (in the frames) and wrote the measurements on a piece of paper.
  2. Converted the measurements to smaller measurements so they could fit on a piece of paper. Example: 24″ x 36″. Every inch was converted to 1/8″. So the poster (in miniature) would measure 3″ x 4″.
  3. Measure the height and width of the wall space that you will be using. So for example, I will be putting up shelves on the far-right wall and I didn’t want pictures hanging directly over the desk so I didn’t count that in the measurement of the wall space. I also didn’t want to hang anything below a certain height on the wall so I took that into account as well. So after that long explanation, only measure the wall space that you will actually be hanging the pictures. Phew!
  4. Convert the wall space to the same measurements as the miniature photo measurements. (1″ = 1/8″) I can’t really remember the measurements of the wall so let’s just say they were  70″ high x 64″ wide.  Converted = 8 3/4″ x 8″. Cut a piece of paper to those measurements.
  5. Take another piece of paper (preferably a different color from the “wall” paper) and measure out all of your pictures. Write the name of the picture on each of the mini-pictures. Then cut out all of the mini pictures.
  6. Arrange the mini-pictures on the mini-wall. Take as long as you want…(no muscles were strained during this process).  

This is what mine looked like.

 

I started with the top right picture (Klimt) then Van Gogh. I started there because I knew I had more restrictions seeing as I didn’t want to wind up over the desk.

And this is how it turned out…

It’s my inspiration wall. This wall includes posters of places I’ve lived and visited, photos I’ve taken, goals I’ve accomplished and sometimes art that I simply love.

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Sunset in SoCal

Sunsets in Southern California are beautiful. In college, I had a professor that told me the reason we have such beautiful sunsets here was because of the smog. Easy Professor Doom n’ Gloom. He was just jealous. Especially since I went to college in Chicago which could go 30 days during winter with the sun not making an appearance. Sunsets are beautiful. A peaceful time to contemplate the day.

Brings to mind one of my favorite quotes from Ralph Waldo Emerson, “Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.”

Goodbye Sun! And here’s to hope in the new day.

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An Experiment Comes To An End.

Prima Ballerina…I will always be able to live up to the first part but not the second.

I continued to attend class for several weeks but finally determined that maybe my eight-year-old self had been on to something. I am not a ballet enthusiast. I will continue to appreciate the strength and grace that goes into this physically-demanding art form, but I am not the conduit. I am not disappointed by this decision. The fact that I went to several classes to determine this gains me points. I think by attending several classes, I will not have a case of the “what-ifs”. And believe me, I’ve had my fair share.

So what’s the next experiment group? Tell me…is there something you have been tempted to try and want me to be the guinea pig? Guess it is time to start looking at the extended learning summer catalogs.

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From My Cocktail Shaker To Yours

The Cosmopolitan, a cocktail that has received more than its fair share of notoriety in the last 10 years. I do love me a great cocktail. Maybe it is a fifth item on The List: Dogs, Coffee, Chocolate, Cats and Cocktails. Wait! Let me relist: Dogs, Coffee, Chocolate, Cocktails and Cats. Yeah, I did it. Who’s going to get mad? Oh him?

Yeah, he seems really concerned. Whatever. Did I mention he’s a biter? Yeah, so how do you feel about the order of that list once I revealed that little Louie secret?

Okay, back to the cocktail.

Ingredients

  • Vodka (3 parts)
  • Cointreau (No Triple Sec! No Gran Marnier!) (1 1/2 parts)
  • Cranberry Juice (3 parts)
  • 1 Lime

Three capfuls of vodka

Step One: Add three capfuls of good/great vodka to shaker.

1 1/2 capfuls of Cointreau

Step Two: Add 1 and 1/2 capfuls of Cointreau to cocktail shaker.

Please Note: Only Cointreau. Don’t go pulling the Gran Marnier or Triple Sec on me. This is no joke.

This is serious business.

Really serious.

Like super serious.

Did I mention you only use Cointreau in this cocktail?

3 capfuls of cranberry juice

Step Three: Measure and pour 3 capfuls of cranberry juice into shaker.

I really don’t care what brand of cranberry juice you use.

But none of that light stuff.  

1/2 - 1 lime

Step Four: Squeeze the juice of 1/2 to 1 whole lime into the cocktail shaker.

 

 Step Five: Fill cocktail shaker with ice and put on lid.

Step Six: Shake it! Just Shake It! Cuz it took your mama nine months to make it!

And I would like to add at this point, that I hope you put the lid on the cocktail shaker before you proceeded to shake. Because if you did, I think your mother would be very proud of your accomplishment. And if not, well…

Now sit back and enjoy. I know I will.

You have reached Lynne with an E’s voicemail. She cannot come to the phone right now because she is communing with nature and may actually be having an out-of-body experience.

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Waiting…

Welcome to Meg’s World. Meg is a Brittany. She is sweet but she is a little nuts. Her full name is Nutmeg. I should have known we would be in for trouble when the former owner had taken to calling her “Nutsy” instead. Hello Big FAT Clue! Kind of like the ballet slipper straps…I just can’t seem to connect the dots. Or don’t care to.

Oh Meg! Maybe one day patience will pay off.

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One Word Movie Review

Yeah, Yeah. I know. I have been remiss in my blogging duties. Well, excuuuuuse me. Well, I am truly sorry to my two readers. One of the things I have been doing in lieu of blogging is watching movies. So here is this week’s installment of One Word Movie Review.

  • An Education – Seduced
  • Food, Inc. – Disgusted
  • The Other Boleyn Girl – Eric Bana* See note
  • Clash of The Titans – Blah
  • The September Issue – Ambitious

*Note – Say something bad? But it’s Eric Bana! I just cannot do it. It’s Eric Bana!

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