I think I watched the worst movie of all time. I am not even going to tell you what movie it was because I am sure you have been there. The kind of movie that you literally feel like half of your brain was sucked out of your left nostril or left eye or left ear. You catch my drift? Bad, just bad.

I also know it was a bad movie for the amount of other things I was able to accomplish while it was playing:

1. Set up internet and wifi on my new computer.
2. Baked 3 dozen chocolate chip cookies.
3. Made a salad with homemade dressing.
4. Washed all my dishes and set up coffee for the morning.

Another clue it was a bad movie? I was able to accomplish all those chores and if called upon, still be able to give a brief synopsis of the movie.

Seriously, I think I may have lost a large portion of gray matter. Well, not from the movie alone. Probably from the head-bashing I gave myself after I stopped the movie. 

It makes me wonder. When an actor reads a script, how does he/she know it is going to be a success? And when he/she is acting in this movie, does he/she come home at the end of  a long day on the set and exclaim, “That movie is sucking half my brain out of my left nostril?”

Oh right. It is called money. Lots and lots of money.

AaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Sorry. I had to get it out. I think my vocabulary decreased by 25% over the course of that movie.

Until later,

Lynne with an E…verlasting headache